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MadGoblin

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  "I certainly wish we would know where we were heading for once," whined Dracon.
  
  "Well, has it failed us before?" responded the monk.
  
  "... Yes!" The boy began to rattle off examples, "The first time we just ran into imps on a horse, the second time we got pwned by the Purpleless Pointless Wizard, and the third time I dropped my ice cream cone."
  
  "Ice cream?" questioned the Eagle under his breath. "Pwn?" He would have pressed these thoughts further, but he noticed their surroundings shifting by faster than their pace was moving. Soon the two and their many beasts were being ripped through the air by some mysterious force. They came to an abrupt halt in the middle of no where, floating off the ground. Unable to move their bodies, panicking eyes darted about to attempt a source of the strange events. From the bottom of his eye, Dracon spotted something on the ground below. It was a small, warm glow. Had it not been for the faint luminescence, it would have slipped from his notice.
  
  "There's something down there, Eagle," he told his companion, "something... shining."
  
  "Shining? Could it be," the student blindly guessed, "the Carbuncle?"
  
  "No, that was a bright light," he corrected. "This is dimmer. Who are you?" the boy cried out. Silence followed, broken by a croak. "... what?" A tiny being rose before them in a radiant aura. It was a small, amphibious creature with a round body. Unlike most toads, however, this one possessed a shell on its back like that of a turtle. Again, the thing let out a grumbled chirp from its throat which blended into some deep, belly laughs. A figure emerged from the dark shadows of the forest, but only advanced to the fainter shade, never touching the light.
  
  "Why greetings, my friends," a cheerfully pitched, thundering voice poured from a misshapen mouth. "I apologize for the rough treatment, but I had to find you."
  
  "Who are you?" Eagle asked again. "And what do you want with us?" The large eyes of the quivered, deeply wounded by the harshness of his tone.
  
  "Why, friend, I only wish to speak to you," the man spoke as if apologizing, despite doing nothing wrong. "And my pet-friend only has you still held so that I may speak with you face to face." With a snap of his fingers, the phantom force that bound them loosened but did not disappear. Free to fully examine their situation, they saw that whom they spoke to was a giant, standing at least eight feet tall. "Allow me to introduce myself, friends," the titan spoke. "My name is Gwm."
  
  "O-okay, um... Goom," Dracon struggled to say, bowing with the tall man, "now that we have met, can you let us down?" Another basal chortle arose from his mighty gut.
  
  "I am sorry, friends, but I cannot do that, either," Gwm insisted, still deep in his bow, "for I do not want you to run, either."
  
  "Why would we run?" inquired Eagle from his upright possession, soon discovering the answer for himself. In the giant's stooping bow, a long, menacing, spike-covered tail was observed as protruding from out his green robes. "What are you?"
  
  "Now, now, friend," the non-human soothed with his harsh voice, "there is nothing to worry about. I mean you no harm." Straining their eyes, they noticed the man they were speaking to drastically different from men. Features were exaggerated or disproportionate, his digits were webbed, and his body was entirely covered in wetted, yellow fur. "To settle your curiosity,friends, I am called a Fuath by your kind."
  
  "Foo-ah?" exclaimed Eagle. "Are you not foes of humanity?"
  
  "Cannot there be exceptions in the world?" he wisely put with the most gentle tone he could obtain. "Tell me, friends, you are foes of the regal mage?"
  
  "Regal mag- Oh, you mean the Pointy Purple Wizard," Dracon rationed and earned another chorus of laughter from the hairy brute. "You are his enemy as well?"
  
  "Oh, my friends, if you only knew," he merely stated. "Did he place his curse upon you as well?"
  
  "Unfortunately," Eagle divulged, "but if he cursed you, then why do you wield that grand cudgel?" In a restrained act, he bent his finger to point to a large branch with a claw or tooth or some sharp bone structure sticking through it.
  
  "Oh, yes, friends, he did," Gwm agreed, "but the wood used for this club was sacred. So, you are trying to defeat this wizard, yes?" Floating, they nodded. "But how will you accomplish this great deed without use of your weapons?"
  
  "We have our familiars," confidently stated Dracon. "Stanley took on Akilokipok before, he will be able to do it again."
  
  "Yes, wonderful, my friends," enthusiastically cheered the Fuath, "but their is one problem."
  
  "What would this be, Gwm?" the lad questioned, sincerely wondering.
  
  "Akilokipok is no fool!" After his terrible roar, he threw his arms forth, commanding his Strong Toad to hurtle the two men far away with the power in its stare. With the telekinetic restraints no longer confining their arms, they quickly lashed out to grab their familiars as they were cast threw the forest's canopy. As their bodies sailed through the breaking twigs and boughs, they hated themselves for being so trusting. They should have realized sooner that nothing the "gentle giant" said was true to how they thought it to be. He was an agent of the Akilokipok and was only after their familiars. Dracon realized how lucky he was that he was able to grab Stanley before they could be separated again as he smashed into the earth at the end of the psychic push. Eagle, however, was not so fortunate.
  
  "He's gone," he said, filled with despair. "He's gone. They got him. They got..."
"See you in hell, candy boys!"
  - Homer, The Simpsons
  
  [Editted by MadGoblin on Feb 27, 2005 10:09]
  
  [Editted by MintMan on Mar 1, 2005 17:05]
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  “…They got…They got Asfaloth.” Then Eagle broke down and started crying.
  
  “No!” Dracon cried out upon realizing what happened. He knew full well the despair that accompanies the loss of one’s familiar.
  
  Dracon attempted to calm and reassure Eagle, telling him that everything will be okay. After a while, Eagle got himself up, along with Dracon.
  
  “At least I’m lucky to still have FoxMcBlur, but what should we do now?” the monk asked, in a voice noticeably fainter than usual.
  
  “Don’t worry, Eagle,” Dracon answered. “We’ll head back to the thief guild and regroup there. We’ll talk with the Boss, and then decide what to do.”
  
  They began heading back, with Dracon and Eagle keeping Stanley and FoxMcBlur, respectively, close to avoid any more capture attempts and for protection.
  
  “Do you have any idea on how we will rescue Asfaloth?” Eagle finally asked.
  
  “I honestly do not know how we alone will be able to pull it off,” Dracon admitted, in a lower mood than before. “Last time I had much more help. This time you and I are incapacitated, and our familiars are at risk of being captured themselves.”
  
  Eagle then started looking gloomy again, so Dracon quickly added, “We’ll find help, Eagle. No doubt about it. There’ll surely be others who want to defeat Akilokipok and that wizard.”
  
  “…You really think so?” Eagle asked, his hopes rising a little bit. “You really think that we could amass ourselves a large group to help us?”
  
  “I do!” Dracon stated, his mood beginning to rise as well. “Nobody wants people around that’ll steal their familiars away and curse them. They’ll fight back, right?”
  
  “Right!” Eagle agreed.
  
  Then they came within sight of the guild headquarters. As they got closer, Dracon and Eagle could hear the sounds of a commotion.
  
  “What’s going on?!” Dracon asked.
  
  [Editted by draggy1234 on Mar 3, 2005 19:33]
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Mar 1, 2005 21:25
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  The pair and their recently lessened group of familiars could here someone cussing like a drunken sailor, evan though they were a good distance away. "Why you sons of *****es! Where's my money!? I know one of you took it, so give it back before I start bustin' heads! god ******!!! That's it! You're goin' down!!!!" Dracon and Eagle saw a figure holding a blade, about to strike down his first wictim. They also saw what seemed to be a rather large serpent. Before the figure could swing, FoxMcBlur had him pinned to the ground with it's blade to the man's neck. The rest of the group ran over, ready to incapacitate him. But then...
  
  "Rook?" asked Dracon, rather stunned.
  
  "Dracon? Good to see ya. Got myself in a bit of a bind. You see, I was just minding my own business, when someone ran up and stole my wallet! Just like that! I chased him here, and as you can see, failed to get it back. Could you give me a hand?" explained Dracon's ally.
  
  OOC: I hope I didn't ruin this by adding myself, but I thought it would be cool to have a reunion with the whole Akilokipok thing starting again...
  
"ACHOO!!! Sorry, I'm allergic to bulls***." -Detective Spooner from "I, Robot"
  
  
  [Editted by Rook on Mar 1, 2005 21:37]
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  Dracon smiled "Sure...sure no problem" Dracon extended his hand and felt a strange presence surrounding him...then his breathing started to become heavier and heavier. Dracon tried to step back a few feet to see what was going on...but he couldn't the weight of his foot was to great. He heard a snapping maybe bones, maybe trees...what was it. Dracon from the extreme weight fell to the ground a large crater was made under neath him.
  
  Eagle experianced the same thing, he too fell to the mighty force that was holding them down. Eagle began to speak but barely, he couldn't move his jaw, he had to hold it up or it would surely be ripped off by the extreme force "I think the gravity has increased ten fold!" Eagle said barely moving his mouth.
  
  "I know...." Dracon muttered.
  
  "We need to get out...of.......here" Rook said laying on the groun on his back, his whole body glued to the ground.
  
  The skin on everyones body, was being pulled to the ground, anymore of this, and it would be completely ripped from the bones.
  
  Off in the bushes Dracon heard a noise, a slight laughter.
  
  "It is that damn Wizard again, he seems to have taken the shape of that kid...." Dracon said, hoping help would come to his aid.
  
  
  OOC: Sorry for the crappyness
  
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MadGoblin

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Mar 5, 2005 10:57
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  "Dracon," strained Rook to say, "how could anyone come and help us? We're being smashed to the ground by unbelievable force. No one could withsta-"
  
  "Hey, guys. What's shakin'?" Pushing over their pressed eyes, the band of three saw a goblin standing over them. "Oh. Hey, Rook."
  
  "Hey."
  
  "Thought ya looked familiar," he admitted, tossing Rook his pilfered goods.
  
  "Bimblesnaff? But you- ... but how- ... what?" stammered Dracon. "Why aren't you being crushed by gravity?"
  
  "Gravity?" the green one scoffed, expelling foul air from his tightly closed lips. "Like it's the boss of me."
  
  "Well, Mr. Goblin," Eagle spoke up, "since you're up and about, could you bonk on that pesky mage-boy?" Pondering deeply, and shortly wincing in pain from such, the Ghobling boldly thrust his finger high into the air.
  
  "No!" he cheerfully proclaimed.
  
  "He, um, destroyed the ale cart?" quickly lied Dracon while he lied. As he panned his eyes about to find the goblin, no one was in sight. "Well, I'm guessing he got him to stop," the lad stated, sitting up with no problem.
  
  "Or he went chasing a butterfly," suggested Rook, rising as well.
  
  "Or," the monk began, pulling himself from the earth. As his torso went erect, his body was tossed through the air, soaring over the other two men. Leaving Eagle's previous location, a sweeping, bone mace flung back around behind the hairy giant.
  
  "Looks like I forgot to get something from you, my friends," Gwm snarled as his heavy tail whipped behind him in a frenzy. "You're lives!"
  
"But you'll kill us all!"
  "But ice cream cake!"
  - The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror XV
  
  [Editted by MadGoblin on Mar 5, 2005 11:30]
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  "Ooh... so scared! A pile o' hair! Big deal!" mocked Rook. Koumori constricted the beast, and Rook leapt into the air and struck its skull with the flat of his blade, toppleing the hairy monstrousity. "There! That was easy!"
  
  "Wait. I think he may know something we need! Where's the Akilokipok?" threatened Dracon. "Tell me or we'll kill your familiar!" he said,indicating to the Strong Toad hiding in the bush, and was immediately grabbed by Fox.
  
  "Okay! I'll tell! Just please don't hurt Mr. Cuddles! They've rebuilt their old base in the same place! Now please let us go!" They released him and his rather strangely named familiar, and the ran off.
  
  Soon after...
  
  "I've told them" said Gwm.
  
  "Perfect. Everything is going to plan! Hahahaha!!!
  
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  “We’ve got to find Eagle!” Dracon exclaimed once the situation was resolved.
  
  “Eagle? The other person who was with you?” Rook asked, and then pondered a bit. “Wait, then he’s—“
  
  “No, he’s not.” Dracon clarified upon realizing what Rook was thinking. “I thought the same thing too until I asked him. It seems he is a different person.”
  
  “Oh.” Rook replied.
  
  “Anyways, let’s go look for him.” Dracon said, and they set out on their search.
  
  The monk had been sent farther than the pair and the familiars suspected. It took 15 minutes of traveling in the direction Eagle was hit for Dracon to finally glimpse him, sprawled out on the ground.
  
  “Eagle!” Dracon exclaimed, running over to his side.
  
  “Oh…Dracon, ‘tis you.” Eagle weakly stated.
  
  “Yes. Now, can you get up?” Dracon queried.
  
  “I don’t think so,” the monk replied, “especially after I haven’t been able to move a muscle for…how long was it?”
  
  “Don’t worry, we’ll help you.” Rook said.
  
  “Yes. Here, I’ll carry you.” Dracon said.
  
  “Do you want me to help you?” Rook asked.
  
  “It might be better if you had your hands free in case that wizard comes again.” Dracon answered. “Because we can’t use our weapons.”
  
  “Huh? Why?” Rook questioned.
  
  “It’s because of a curse set on us.” Dracon explained, and he told Rook the story while the group got back to the guild. As they arrived, they found that the thieves had managed to regroup themselves from the gravity onslaught.
  
  “So…wait, that was why you asked about the Akilokipok from that beast.” Rook said.
  
  “That’s right.” Dracon replied. “They’re coming back…”
  
  Then, Dracon remembered his recent conversation with Eagle and turned to Rook squarely in the face.
  
  “Rook, will you help us fight the Akilokipok again? Please.” Dracon asked.
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  "Hell yea! I'm still pissed at those bastards! Now let's see.... ah! Here!" said Rook, pulling out a marked map. "'X' marks the spot!" thay stepped outside and immediately encountered purple pointy. But this time, Eagle was prepared.
  
  "Poxy..."
  
  Eagle quickly began a holy ritual.
  
  "...Poxy..."
  
  By this point, Rook had already yanked a throwing knife out of a pocket.
  
  As the wizard said his last word, all three unleashed their prepared act. "...SORROX!!!!" A barrier of light surrounded Rook, protecting him for the moment, and Rook hurled his shuriken knife, hitting his target. The purple, pointy robes hung from a tree.... with no wizard to be found.....
  
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  "Huh, that was unusual," Rook blatantly stated, pulling his knife from the bark. "Why did he come to face us and spend all that time with a spell chant if all it did was make him disappear?" It was a rhetorical question, but Rook expected something to be given in return, verbally. "Guys, what do you... think..." The reason for his colleagues' lack of speech was now apparent. As he turned around, he no longer saw den of the thieves. Instead, the entire landscape had changed. The green forest suddenly whithered to black lifelessness as the foliage became replaced with oozing, sickly thorns. Past this break, the ground became barren and dark, spanning a long way until reaching the base of a jagged, menacing fortress.
  
  "He didn't move himself," Eagle explained for those too dense to understand the situation, "he moved us!"
  
  "Well, duh!" Dracon snapped at the monk. "I think that was pretty obvious."
  
  "Hey, now," whimpered Eagle, "someone may not have known."
  
  "Er... no. No, I... don't think so," lied Rook. "I knew. Yeah. Now, then, onwards!" As Rook charged forth to the castle of an evil aura, Dracon began to question why he suddenly was acting like a leader or why they were all blindly charging with him but gave up even trying and joined with the group.
  
  
  "What is this now, friend?" roared the yellow giant with strains of putrid colored saliva flinging from his lipless mouth. "You brought their beasts with them?"
  
  "It was a fluke, Gwm," the less pointy wizard stated. "By now you should have learned that my incantations are far from stable. It does not really matter, though, as even the three of them with all their beasts would be no challenge for you alone. And, of course, you are far from it." Webbed fingers graced the glowing shell of his beloved pet.
  
  "I still hate that I had to play weak and defenseless to those fools," the Fuath growled. "Threatening my treasure, as if they could do it any harm." The Strong Toad was, of course, fabled for its indestructibility. Nothing can harm it, save if it is reduced to ash by a very grand and fiery heat.
  
  "And I hate," croaked the shelled amphibian, "that I had to see you play that part to those undeserving vagrants. It is far beneath you, Master."
  
  "You give that squirt more credit than me," a rough voice boomed from the shadows. The room shook as the figure emerged: a hulking titan, bulging with muscles riddled with pulsing veins. His massive chest supported even larger arms that nearly dragged on the floor. His back hunched, as though he was too much weight for himself to support. His body was draped in furs from many animals. Atop his head was the skin of a bear that lined most of his back. The jaw hung down over most of his face, leaving only his bearded chin showing. Its claws were fashioned into boots and his left glove. On his right hand, he wore the head of a wolf. The rest of its body transvered up that arm with the tail hanging freely over his shoulder.
  
  "My apologies, Jorkra, but I put my faith in those whose abilities have been proven," Gwm snubbed. "Let us not forget who brought you that new friend?"
  
  "And he is much appreciated," the berserker chortled, pulling on a heavy chain that he held in his hand, beckoning forth a frightened Monoceros. As it staggered forward on battered legs, Asfaloth slowly gazed upward at its captors with glowing, red eyes. "He goes well with my other pretties. And, if it proving myself that you desire, I shall. Those foolhardy heroes shall never reach the gate."
  
  "They're probably pretty close by now, Beast Master," Gwm informed. "You better make haste, friend."
  
  "I always do." Throwing his right arm forward, the jaws that adorned his hand howled a long, mournful cry as it gained life. No longer was their a man's arm, or even a man, but a gigantic wolf with bondage in its jaws that charged off, leading with it a pack of turned monsters.
  
"He consumed books like some of us consume twinkies."
  - Words on Pope John Paul II, 1920 - 2005
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