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VinnyD

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Aug 13, 2004 14:15
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  OOC: Sorry, you usually stop responding to a topic when your post is ignored for about 6 replies....
  BIC: Hmmm, seems like this wookie has been battering me for some time now, time to let the brew work its magic.
  
  With great prowess uses the technique Firebreath by spewing a Camo-cola-cohol into his previously unmentioned torch.
  With that the wookie starts running in circles, setting the better part of the bar ablaze.
  
  "Whoops, put a bit too much oomph on that one, best get out of here before any cops get here"
  
  "Relax," Camo assured, "This place has so many exposed fire hazards and code violations that...."
  
  Both run out of sight, the wookie (no longer moving) now smells of burnt hair and steak. The goblin eyes it suspiciously.
  
  
  EDIT:OOC: You can't use a tech on a npc, so how would I use a real one in the first place? Give me answers Gobbo!!!
  
  [Editted by VinnyD on Aug 14, 2004 16:37]
MadGoblin

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Aug 13, 2004 18:16
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  "Holy crap!" exclaims the quite human Grackle. "Where did that frickin' goblin a'comes from?"
  
  * Steadying himself to center his power, uses the technique FakieFakeFake on the imaginary gnome *
  
  The wookie, recovering from the imaginary flames that the recently fleed man spout at him, that is to say recovered from the mind shock of someone saying "Fiery Breath a'go go!" and then blowing on you real hard, peered over as the scawny dork swatted away at the nothingness that stood in the stool before him.
  
  "All shall suffer!" cried Grackle as he pummeled it with the full power of his imagination.
  
  OOC: Stop with the fake techs, you fakin' fakers! Sweat Drop
  

  PBM! Fear!
Ice

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Aug 17, 2004 16:17
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  * uses the technique Spawn because I'm not a Fakey Faking Faker *
  
  "Barkeep, could I get 4 shots of Bacardi Razz, a corona, and a Long Island Iced Tea?"
  
  "No."
  
  "Please?"
  
  "Go away, you freak."
  
  "Poop. You're probably gay, though."
  
  "Nope. I've not been elected to a national office and married to a woman yet."
  
  "Oh."
  
  With that, he walks away.
  

  (o.o) (c) Ethereal Enterprises, 2004
boyachi

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Aug 17, 2004 23:08
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  "He is going to the bathroom again? He has the bladder the size of a thimble!"sighs Boyachi, after drinking something of the consistency of washwater. "This is horrible! I'm seeing red! Get me something else to wash this taste out!" Camo turns off his laser pointers and grabs a random bottle of something and dumps it into a mug. After taking a huge gulp of the chunky substance, the customer(guinea pig) actually inspects the glass's contents. "Is this salsa? Has a real bite to it." There is a faint sound of a glass picante container shattering against the wall.
  "Course not."interjects Grackle who is bringing his hand back down from over his should to grab another nacho from the stash behind the counter.
  "What er ya doin behind the counter an eatin me chips?"asks Camo, as soon as the galiant young fellow(oblivious idiot) takes downs the rest of the cup.
  "Savin yer lousy bum." Grackle jerks his head towards the corner now filled with broken glass. "and lookin for a broom so you can start clean up."
  To the shock of the conspiring two, there comes a voice from the mess that sounds like someone's mouth is full. "Oh gawd! This isn't ice on the floor!"
  

  The New Dawn has risen. Are you the one to unlock it?
  
  
  [Editted by boyachi on Sep 30, 2004 14:05]
Ice

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Aug 18, 2004 1:01
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  "Shut up! They don't know that I'm not on the floor back there, and if they find out, I'm gonna get put back on the floor forcefully."
  
  "Oh. OH MY GAWD! I WAS WRONG, IT IS ICE ON THE FLOOR BACK HERE!"
  

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boyachi

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Sep 19, 2004 21:57
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  "In honor of...something worth honoring!" roars Boyachi. "Drinks on everyone!" For some strange reason everyone thinks that this means the drinks are free...and Camo is more than willing to let them believe it, of the time being.
  

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Ice

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Sep 20, 2004 7:34
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  "Does anyone know why we were frozen in time for an entire month?" asks Ice.
  
  "It's Boyachi's fault, as usual" yells a voice from the crowd.
  
  Another voice in the crowd retorted, "Actually, Boyachi is not the one who messes s*** up. Ice does it a lot, too."
  
  "Ah, crap, I didn't know Minty was in here." muttered Ice.
  
  "He's not, but Camo is" replied Boyachi.
  
  "Ah. Then I must do this to you." * mutates a BlackBoyachi with a to *
  

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boyachi

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  Everyone turns to glare at ice, when the sound of a piano catches their ear. A spotlight, from the hole were the crows nest was installed, shines in the corner. There, is the now black Boyachi.
  "It's nine o' clock on a saturday, regular crowd shuffles in, there's an old man sitting next to me, making love, to his tonic and gin. HE SAYS SON, CAN YA PLAY ME A MELODY, well I'm not really sure how it goes, BUT ITS SHORT AND ITS SWEET, AND I KNEW IT COMPLETE, WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MAN'S CLOTHES! Oh la lala, dili ya da, lala, dili aaaaaaah, da daaaahh-"
  When suddenly-
  

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MadGoblin

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Sep 21, 2004 17:27
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  - when suddenly Grackle's size twelve boot clobbered the odd formation that had spewed from Ice's body, catching the mic in the same action. Spinning around, he dipped it low to sing that old some that he did sing before, but never did...
  
  Of course, he couldn't remember that song. It didn't exist, apparent, so he sang this tune instead...
  
  "Ah-weeeelllllllllllllll,
  
  I hate you all, you stupid guys,
  Especially the one who took me fries.
  Horribly, I hope, each one of you dies!
  
  One of these days, I'm gonna flip,
  And we'll take us a little trip,
  Down to the quarry for a dip!
  
  No one seems to pay any notice,
  None of you seem to know what me name is,
  And what's up with this goblin business?
  
  I hate you all, I hate you all!
  I wish you to lick clean Camo's stalls!
  Down there, each one of you is-"

  
  "Hey," interrupted Camo, "didn't this already happen?"
  
  "Yeah, it does seem familiar," pointed out Boyachi.
  
  "I don't know what you're talking about, you!" Grackle stated, throwing a finger at Boyachi theateningly.
  
  "Yeah," he replied, dodging the hurled digit, "I guess you're right."
  

  PBM! Fear!
boyachi

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Nov 29, 2005 24:16
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  "I do know this," the not so gentle man swaggered up and swung a brotherly arm around Grackle "I'm buying drinks for everyone, especially myself. Be it experiment or grog, nog is nog! Come my brother's, sisters," he looks around the room but never stops droning on as Grackle slips away from him "and whatever the heck is left, lets all remember why we are here!"
   The entire brewery raises their filled glasses, how they were filled so quickly matters not but most likely having to do with a long pause that no one noticed.
  "We are here to PLANT TREES!"* plants a virtual keg tree number *The idiot yelled, raising his glass spilling foam all over his head. Oblivious to the confused looks he continued "AND TO GET CRAZY!"
  The groggy cheer rumbled through the establishment, along with something renewed, that had not been around since the grand opening, hope.
  
My side is dead, my beliefs have been forgotten, my youth has left me and my innocence was slaughtered infront my eyes. Why should I care when it is only my life on the line?
Sword
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