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Camo

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Jul 23, 2004 5:26
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  Ooooya!
  
  Welcome to Camo's brewery.
  As you enter the dank shed with a several kegs you notice a foul stench. Here is where Camo brews his fine ales. Some have been said to be the greatest liquor in REland, others have been flops that have turned the common RE folk into mutants and gave them SARS and AIDS and such other fun diseases.
  A puff of smoke goes up and you hear someone coughing.
  
  "Arrgghhh me arrties, me new ale be ready for testing" I say, and for some reason as a pirate, as we all know in real life, I'm a pirate with a wooden leg and a parot on my shoulder.
  
  So sit down and have a drink, perhaps game up for trying my new beverage, and dont complain bout the loud music, it helps me concentrate on new brews.
  

  c*** me up scotty
Ice

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  "Yaarrr! Ahoy me matey. How be goes it?" says the Chilled Scurvy Dog.
  
  "Why you scurvy dog! I'm a pirate, and there's only so much Arr...ing to go arround!" responds Captain Camo Chemo.
  
  "Oh yeah?"
  
  "Aye aye!"
  
  "Damn. Fine then, I'll be something else..."
  
  "What say ye to bein an ogre?"
  
  "No, no, wrong roleplay. This here's a brewery, not a pub. And ogre just wouldn't be right in here."
  
  Cap't Chemo sets down a strange liquid, mainly because it looked to be the consistency of mercury, with a slight tinge of blue.
  
  "The hell is this?"
  
  "Just drink, you might land lubber!"
  
  "Oh, hell no! First you give me some mutant alcoholic beverage, and then you insult me!? Screw this, I know what character I am now."
  
  * To make fun of hisself uses the technique Bio because he is a mutant and they are all bio-ish *
  
  "Oy! You, the announcer person! Why the hell did you make me a mutant!? Do I have special superpowers or something?"
  
  Because he has used Bio, Ice's special superpowers have yet to be determined, However, since his announcer has a sick, sick sense of humour, it will very likely be that with every move he makes, some random object pops out of him.
  
  "What kind of superpower is that!?"
  
  The kind that I like. And Capt. Chemo likes it to, doesn't he?
  
  "Aye, that's a wonderful superpower," Chemo says while trying not to laugh maniacally. And then, as if by magic, he does burst out laughing, because the describer is bored and didn't feel like keeping it in.
  

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boyachi

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Jul 23, 2004 11:28
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  "Any room for a washed out rouge?" says a new figure at the door.
  Which by some miracle happened to be Boyachi. "Its hard to find a place that stays in business, damned IRS. Had to mug, er, beg for some extra money from some saps, sirs, on the way here."
  "Hey!" says Camo, over at a keg, would you like some of THIS?" He holds up some rotten smelling concoction that blinks at everyone.
  "I'll work my way up there, thank you, for now, I'll take some root beer."
  

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Battalon127

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Jul 23, 2004 13:08
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  * uses the technique Blast on boyachi and swipes his root beer *
  *takes one sip of rootbeer then spits it back out* "What the hel?" shouts the hairy, big-footed creature. "There's no alcohol in this beer of roots! Camomelad, get me your strongest brew!"
  Camo tosses him a mug of some foul looking liquid with a worse smell.
  "Much better!" yells Bigfoot before downing the entire mug in one gulp.
  
  
  Three seconds later, Bigfoot is passed out on the floor and has, strangely, turned a bright pink. "He shouldn't have taken my root beer," Boyachi says, shaking his head.
  

  

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MadGoblin

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Jul 23, 2004 17:56
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  Sliding down the mast in the center of the bar, which Camo had installed to further illustrate just how much of a pirate he was despite his terrible hydrophobia, was thin, scraggly figure with a greasy banada tied about his bulbous noggin, holding back his even greaser, long grey hair.
  
  "Ey, barkeep, the deed is down," the guy said while wiping his hands clean on his dirty overshirt. "I put ya up a crows nest. 'Twas pretty hard work, too, considering that I had to break a hole through the ceiling and roof. You wouldn't believe how much plastic skeletons there were up there! I didn't see any other of your Halloween decorations, tho'."
  
  "Uh, aye... 'Halloween.' Sure," agreed Camo Shifty Eyes
  
  "Well, now," continued the slim man, "in accordance with our deal, I know get my next month's tab paid in full." Big Smile
  
  "Aye, aye, Grackle, I remember" mumbled Camo with violent intent, wiping a clean glass with a dirty rag to give it 'character.' "Tho' I dun think I should be held responsible for that decision. I mean, I was drunk." D'oh
  
  "But you're always drunk!" Grackle pointed out. "Or worse," he added, miming the motions of a cokehead.
  
  "Aye, true," Camo accepted, not even noticing his gestures, "I do sometimes slip into and out of states of legal death." With a deep sigh of defeat, he gave up. "Very well, what shall I have you for?" Greedily twidling his fingers, he looked about for all the fine alery he could finally get his hands on. Then, he looked to see what the current patrons were quenching with. He say Boyachi, sitting up; he say a very hairy man laying, getting a pretty strong notice at the deliciousness of its chosen brew; and, lastly, he saw the crazy man spinning in his chair talking to voices no one was producing while screaming something about "RP Actions." Wavey Mouth
  
  "Holy crap! That guy's completely lost his nut," exclaimed Grac. "He so has to be on some good sauce! Give me whatever he's ordered!" Lick
  
  "Sadly," Camo explained, "I wish my brew could claim responsibility to his actions, but he was like that before he started drinking." Sweat Drop
  
  Disappointed, he compromised, "Then just give me the oldest bottle of wine you have in this dive." Camo rummaged through the lower counter a while before producing a dusty old bottle and handing to Grackle. Popping the cork and tipping back his head, no sweet nectar poured out. "Hey, what gives?" he questioned. "It's empty!" He examined the bottle closer. "Wait, this is from the year 2008?" Boggle
  
  "Yeah, I'm kinda hopin' that by then I can actually afford to produce wine. Yarr"
  
  "You terrible ass!" Angry
  
  "Aye," Camo agreed. "Ye know, know that I contemplate our agreement, it doesn't really seem fair. I mean, what's so great about yonder crow's nest anyways?"
  
  "The fact that it came with binoculars and gives you a clear view directly into the Gamma Alpha Upsilon Sorority, which is currently having a pillow fight." With the sound of rushing wind, Grackle peeked over his glasses to see only a faint cloud of where Camo had recently been standing. With a smirk, he chuckled and helped himself to the tab. "Sucker," he spouted while enjoying the free brew, "he doesn't realize that G A Y isn't the 'normal' type of sororityper se."
  
  "OH MY GOD!" was heard deafeningly screamed from far above the tavern as the barkeep plummeted to the floor, worrying not about his broken bones but the burning pain in his eyes.
  
  "... Oh... well, I guess he knows now."
  

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VinnyD

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  Enters the handsome man.... Then VinnyD comes in after him.
  Clad in a leather jacket and greased up hair, he walks over to the jukebox and smacks it. Nothing happens, so he starts jabbing the glass. Two hours and 30 stitches later he enters the brewery once again.
  
  "Aren't you going to pay for that?" Camo asked the D.
  His only responce is to lean against the wall, give two thumbs up and reply 'Eyyyyyyyyyyyy'.
  Everyone is laughs so hard they instantly forget what has happened for the past two and a half hours. Vince then finally stops forcing jokes and returns to normal charcter.
  
  "You know barkeep, only swashbucklers may be real pirates. What say ye??!"
  "Ummm, pirates don't say ye"
  "Well then, matey, what say yar!!?
  'Thems be fighten words!' The more-than-slightly plastered psuedo-pirate exclaimed.
  
  * uses the technique Wield with the pomegranate that was left in a basket in the infirmary *
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Camo

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Jul 23, 2004 20:17
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  "Argghh me just made a new fine brew, I got one free glass here"
  
  *Camo reveals a pint of pink goop with green swirls and what appears to be purple glitter sprayed on top*
  
  "Who wants it!!!!"
  

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boyachi

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Jul 24, 2004 15:20
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  "I'll take this one." voices Boyachi, who grabs the mug then takes a small sip out of it, swishing it in his mouth, gurgling, then finally swallowing. "Hmmm...peptabismol, lime juice, and colored sugar. And some form of alcohol. Thus, the stomach is settled the more it is upset, while the dry tartness of the liquor is combated with the sweet and sourness. Plus" he opens his mouth wide, "it turns your tongue blue."
  There is a loud 'blat'ing noise, and the tester falls to the floor, the stool having vaporized. A voice comes from the ground. 'Another drink and another stool, please."
  

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Ice

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Jul 24, 2004 23:20
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  * uses the technique Forge to complete my superpowers! *
  
  "This place is stupid. I'm leaving!" exclaims Ice.
  
  "Hey now, you can't leave," responds the pirate-tend.
  
  "Oh?"
  
  "Nope. No doors"
  
  "Bloody hell. I'll take something that is the same colour and consistency as Mercury then."
  
  "You mean the silver stuff that weighs a ton?"
  
  "Yep."
  
  "Here ye arr."
  
  Downing the beverage, Ice realises that he actually *did* just drink mercury. He then proceeds to die.
  
  Oh yes, he also fell on Bigfoot. "That was not a smart place to die," comments Boyachi.
  
  "Nope."
  

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MadGoblin

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Jul 25, 2004 16:47
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  "I swear, Camo," stated Grackle, under his breath while servicing his own mug to free ale, "what's with this crowd? Why ain't some of your regulars here?" The pirate laughed the way pirates do. You know... that way... that they laugh...
  
  "Yar-hee-yay=har!" Yeah, that's the way! "Oh, you sad, sorry, sack, these are the regulars," Camo explained, wiping away a tear. "Any regulars you may be thinking off haven't paid a visit ever since the new crowd came in." He waved his hand around as if displaying the many people. Grackle cranked his head around.
  
  "The new crowd?" he questioned. "So, you mean... no crowd?" The barkeep's head fell in shame.
  
  "Yar... yar..."
  
  "Wow," blandly exclaimed the lame one, sinking down another pint, "I guess the Food and Drug Administration really cramped this tavern's business." The owner quickly hushed his words.
  
  "What's wrong with ye, matey? Dun you know I cun call this place a bar no more? It's now officially a chemical research lab with human volunteers."
  
  "Volunteers?" restated Grackle, raising a brow. "Volunteers who... pay you to be experimented on?"
  
  "... Aye," the bartender answered, "very stupid human volunteers." Ending his words with a very cheesy, and very disturbing, wink, a heavy thud sounded from the other end of the "laboratory table" as a mug was brought down hard.
  
  "Hey!" complained the patron. "I'm not human, I'm a mutant!"
  
  "And I'm not human, either," added the sasquatch on the floor.
  
  "You're right," replied Grackle, "you're unconscious!"
  
  "Oh... right," the fuzz ball agreed before promptly slipping back into his coma like state.
  

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Ice

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  * Because of the inhuman intolerance in here, creates to begin spewing out of his mutanty joints *
  
  "Wazzis about human voluteers paying for chemical engineering services?" says a man who you can only see the shadow of in the, erm, window-way, due to the still lack of doors.
  
  "Who asked that?" inquired the Pirate-of-FDA-standards.
  
  "Me," replied the shadow.
  
  "And who do you be, and why be you standin' in a window?"
  
  "Because then the sunlight is entirely to my back, thus rendering me a shadow to your eyes."
  
  "Oh? Try this on for size, then, you lubber!" exclaims the Pirate, as he flicks a switch and automatically aims 5 spotlights onto the windowsill, completely illuminating the shadow, thus revealing her to be a woman in a black dress suit, with a pad of paper that had the logo of the FDA on the top.
  
  "Illuminating an FDA executive investigator who is attempting to perform their job through subterfuge is a criminal offense, and carries a fine of $15,000."
  
  "What's the fine for killing an FDA executive investigator and then setting it up so that it appears as though she was too stupid to be able to survive the plane ride on her way to the site of the investigation?"
  
  "Let me check on that one..." she replies, looking at a large manual that said "FDA regulations". "I don't see that specific scenario in here... Oh wait, here it is. * uses the technique read from the FDA manual * 'In this situation, it must first be proved that the killing did indeed take place by the person under whom the investigation is being taken. Since this scenario does not allow for that, there would be no penalties.' Hm, that's odd. Generally we penalize anything we can."
  
  "And on that note, folks, say goodnight to Miss FDA!" reples the pirate, as he brandishes a sword, and throws it so that it cleanly lops her head off, and he then goes to fake her death in an airplane crash.
  

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boyachi

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  Boyachi, walks back from the bathroom. "Did anyone catch that crazy lady? She walked up while I was urinating and decided the excrement was unsanitary!"
  Ice looks over "How did she come to that conclusion? Doesn't that mean-"
  Camo cuts in. "Yar, not in front of th'brews. We ave no idea who yer talkin bout."
  There is a long silence.
  Boyachi breaks the silence."Well, then give me another of that last brew. I feel like I've been in that bathroom for over four days!"
  Ice stammers "Wait, there's a bathroom in here?"
  

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MadGoblin

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Jul 30, 2004 6:37
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  The recently releaved patron pointing the way, Ice followed the course to a set of doors marked "Men" and "Women - No Hidden Cameras... Really. They made me take them all out, stupid government". Pushing on through with his obvious selection, only to be disappointed at the absence of any lady-typed patrons, he found the fabled urinals.
  
  "Wait, I thought this was the women's rest room?" Ice puzzledly asked himself to only have himself shrug in response to his own question that he asked to which he didn't know the answer to, a fact he was already aware of being himself after all. Or is he? ... yes.
  
  Upon furthur inspection, he noticed that the plumbing was not conventional, consisting of a series of downward slanting pipes. Following them (since he was wasted and it seemed like fun), they led out of the rest room and to a back room marked labled "Distillery".
  
  "Gee, that sure is weird," noted Ice. "Why does the plumbing run through the distiller like that?" An angry pirate jumped at Ice.
  
  "You know nothing!" Camo insisted, threatening him with a deadly weapon: one of his drinks. Happily taking the mug, thinking it a free token, the mutant quaffed the fluid.
  
  "I know what now?" he asked, honestly not knowing what.
  
  "Yeah, that's right," Camo scolded, "you never found out that the urinals drain into the distillery!" Ice's eyes bulged.
  
  "What?!?! No way! Whatever could have clued to that?" Camo stared at the freak, not knowing if he was being sarcastic or sadly serious.
  
  "Um... I was joking?" Camo replied in more of a question than a statement. Exhaling a sigh of relief, Ice made his way back to the bar. "Man, it sure is a good thing that beer rots your brain so much," Camo gave thanks, taking a sip of his ale before remembering just where he got the ingredients from Boggle
Battalon127

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  OOC: Boy, its good I've been unconsious since I've been gone for a while...
  BIC: The very hairy creature, called Bigfoot by most, though he actually was a species of Wookie, sat up once again, forgetting he had ever come in to the brewery in the first place.
  "WrrrRRROWWR...*cough-cough* Sorry guys, some sort of foamy substance seems to be forming in my lungs." After noticing the pinkness of his hair and the dent in his chest where ice "died" on him, he realizes where he is. "Hey, what a coincidence, I was thinking about coming here." Not realizing he already had done so he turns to camo and demands his strongest brew.
  In 2.3 seconds, Bigfoot the Wookie is passed out on the floor again turning a tie-dyed color.
  "Strange, I've never seen it do that before," mutters Camo.
  ***
  Three hours later...
  Bigfoot sits up again, forgetting he had ever come in to the brewery in the first place. "Hey, what a coincidence..." he begins before getting punched in the face by Grackle. "Oh, yeah..." he moans. * In an attempt to clear his head (and regain his memory) uses the technique Focus *
  He then grabs the mug from the handsome-man-that-came-in-with-VinnyD-but-then-seemed-to-disappear, takes one sip, then tries to start a bar/lab-fight.
  
  

  

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Camo

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  ARRRRRYYEEEHARRHARRGLOP!
  If ye gonna be fighting in ere at least take one of these first!
  
  *puts out a couple of brews*
  

  c*** me up scotty
Battalon127

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  "Grraaawwwwrrr!" roars the talking-Wookie as he grabs the brews and immediately downs both. Then * in a drunken rage uses the technique Smite on VinnyD to randomly begin the brawl *
  

  

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Ice

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  * uses the technique Drink on the three remaining mugs of liquid left on the bar *
  
  "Holy s***, what the hell was in these?"
  
  "You're in a chemical laboratory, so we can't tell you."
  
  "Ah. Why does my body hurt?"
  
  "Because your body is mutating. You freak."
  
  "Ah. Well, apparently my body has gone past its limit this week, so next week, I'll have to begin Spawning items everywhere."
  

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boyachi

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  As the battle rages on, Boyachi places some money on the counter.
  "Hey, Camo, bout we take bets on who wins?"
  "Thar, be an idea! Who you be rooting for?"
  "I've always been a closet fan(true in more ways than one)(not that way! Get your mind out of the gutter!) of certain sci fi flicks, so I'll go with the philosophy of: let the wookie win."
  Sweeping up the cash from the counter Camo yells out: "Yahoy! Place yeour bets on this here brawl! Don't be shy."
  While the money and punches are being handed out, Boyachi goes in to the corner of the room and * uses the technique Heal *
  Gackle shakes his head. "Camo, ya got to do sumthin about people doing things like this."
  "What,"inquires Camo,"fighting?"
  "No,"strains Gackle, "healing in the corner, tis bad for business. By the way, I'm placing my bets."
  "On who?"asks the Handsome-man-that-entered-before-VinnyD.
  "Me, of course!" says Gackle as he jumps into the fray.
  

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MadGoblin

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  As another patron approached, Camo inquired, "So how much shall I be putting you down fer?"
  
  "Me? Well, I dunno... seems like a pretty involved fight. I know who won't win, tho'"
  
  "And who he be thee?" pirately asked Camo.
  
  "That Gackle guy," told Grackle. "I mean, Gackle? What type of lamer name is that? I tell ya, he'll be dead in no time fla-" The head of the former Gackle spun by, spraying the red water everywhere. "-t." Grackle wiped the blood from his lenses. "... well, I guess that's the end of him."
  
  "Thateth beth foreth sureth," Camo attempted to say in as elden a tongue as possible, and failing while wiping up the flung blood with a rag and properly draining it into a mug for serving.
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  Muscles rippling, the big-footed Wookie continues to throw punch after punch at the randomly selected VinnyD who seems reluctant to respond. One punch misses and shatters a steel vat of Camo's latest brew. Another hit throws D three feet into the wall behind him. The extremely hairy creature pummels his adversary relentlessly without a single cry from said target. Suddenly VinnyD reaches out with his pinky and taps Bigfoot lightly on the shoulder. Bigfoot goes down immediately.
  "D'oh!" groans Boyachi as he hands over a whole wad of cash.
  
  Ten Seconds Later
  "Hey guys, lighten up," Boyachi whines to the lawyers of George Lucas and Fox who are sueing him for copywrite infringements. "How about I buy you a drink?"
  The lawyers quickly accept. "I think thats the last we'll be hearing from them," the recently recovered Wookie mutters as he begins punching VinnyD again.
  

  

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