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MintMan
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Jan 11, 2015 13:37
Wow, Copyright 2012? I spent way too long fighting accelerated Canvas.
Also, why I no see any custom episodes by you, Blade?
"Don't judge me by my actions. Judge me by how I tell you I am inside." ~ Colin Quinn
MadGoblin
Posts: 1515
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Jan 16, 2015 19:01
Remember this, I went and played every single level again today. Because, you kn ow, my job isn't quite one at all.
And to make sure that I played the most, I went and made a new stage, solidifying the title for at least a few hours.
Suckeeers! "Got any ideas?"
"Hmm... animal socks!"
- Noah and Geeker, Project G.K.R.
MintMan
Posts: 4061
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Jan 17, 2015 9:24
Man, I really gotta fix that fudge.
And think of what the blutty 'el a "boss fight" in a puzzle game is even supposed to look like.
PS: Your level is poopy.
"I give up." ~ Virginia
"The three sweetest words in the English language." ~ Ross, Raising Hope
[Edited by MintMan on Jan 17, 2015 9:35]
MintMan
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Jan 20, 2015 2:59
So apparently, in an update to this story, HTML5 Canvas does finally have acceleration on Chrome(ium). Apparently, only for Android, but desktops are beefy enough to power through it anyway.
It makes sense since Webkit always supposed that this worked, but it just never seemed to.
This apparently happened sometime since the last time I tried Chrome on one of my tablets. (I also just learned that about:gpu exists in Chrome, too.) I wonder when they'll get/if they already have the Android Webview accelerated, too, since that's the thing that's full-screen and can get put into apps. I'll have to build me a Lollipop to find out, since that's not upgradeable like the Chrome app is.
How is it you are making me feel old -- and I'm not even the one who's married/a father?
A co-worker of mine just named his new kid Trillian (although I think of the old/terrible IM client before I thought of the Hitchhiker's character), and he taught his other one to sing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song whenever he wants a sandwich, so you've got some tough competition for nerdiest kid.
Speaking only Klingon around the house may give him/her/there-are-no-other-options-shut-up-Internet a leg-up.
Marriage? Children? I hardly see how this is appropriate conversation for this time of year.
Yep. No connection at all.
"Like I always say, an enemy is just a friend who is trying to kill you."
"... I have no idea what that means."
- Geeker and Larry, Project G.K.R.
There's "it"! I mean, it was my understanding that all babies were its until placed inside either a blue or pink blanket, at which point they are granted their gender.
wes2new
Posts: 27
Member #66
Mar 6, 2015 18:28
On Feb 13, 2015 21:03, MintMan said:
How is it you are making me feel old -- and I'm not even the one who's married/a father?
A co-worker of mine just named his new kid Trillian (although I think of the old/terrible IM client before I thought of the Hitchhiker's character), and he taught his other one to sing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song whenever he wants a sandwich, so you've got some tough competition for nerdiest kid.
Speaking only Klingon around the house may give him/her/there-are-no-other-options-shut-up-Internet a leg-up.
@MintMan Haha, sorry...? Thanks man! I also thought of the IM client, to be honest. (i'm guessing that gives an idea of our age ) We don't know the gender yet, but the kid's got a Venusaur plushie and a Nintendo t-shirt waiting on him/her/??? !
A good suggestion, though I'm not up on my klingon, would teaching the kid to write in binary be a workable substitute?
@MadGoblin You're right, totally inappropriate! I apologize!
Binary is really only a language in movies and TV that don't understand how technology works. What people typically mean is the encoding for ASCII in binary, since anything else would either be a protocol or assembly language (which would really make little sense for people to speak).
Binary can't even be spoken by non-machines, anyway, or at least it doesn't mean anything to them. Binary only means something when you have the bit/byte order and what is actually high and low (1 is sometimes the lower voltage), and don't even get me started on how not even having a concept of "one" and "zero" but only "here's a thing" and "not that thing". Speaking in a Morse-code series of squeaks at whatever BAUD humans understand would make a lot more sense. Also, it would probably make your children taken away.
Make that above rambling a bedtime story, and you are guaranteed a (scarred-for-life) nerd!
(Venusaur -- teaching him to take the easy way through life!)
"Don't judge me by my actions. Judge me by how I tell you I am inside." ~ Colin Quinn
