 Blade
Posts: 366
Member #99
Jan 31, 2008 24:40 |
Eat?
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 MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Jan 31, 2008 1:25 |
Everyone can agree that emo sucks, so let the official topic of the emo-eating emu be officially stamped by my officinator stamp. * fabricates an OfficialSeal for the CAT '08 *
... Is this stuff getting out of hand 
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 Blade
Posts: 366
Member #99
Jan 31, 2008 3:39 |
oh it is way out of hand, muahahahahah!
EDIT: My Kingdom for a way to kill it!
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[Edited by Blade on Jan 31, 2008 3:40]
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 Battalon127
Posts: 753
Member #25
Jan 31, 2008 11:19 |
Wouldn't feeding and playing with it do the trick. I mean, with most virtual pets, that's how you keep them happy. And I'm fairly certain that happiness is fatal in 9 out of 10 emos.
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 Lugiatrainer
Posts: 400
Member #20
Feb 1, 2008 9:52 |
One would think, but repeatedly try feeding or playing, it totally rejects it. Hitting it on the head with the ball to play with is fun, though!
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 SailorSassyStar
Posts: 419
Member #19
Feb 3, 2008 22:55 |
That's terrible! D= I can't get it to die no matter how much I try to razor it, even after it listens to linkin' park, fall out boy, my chemical romance or whatever else it is that emos listen to. What kind of of sick game is that supposed to be?
It's kinda weird that I have a non-emo friend that says "I feel like tacos" quite often... maybe it's a cry for help.
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Battalon127
Posts: 753
Member #25
Feb 4, 2008 24:14 |
Well see, there's your problem. After some field observations, I have come to the conclusion that pain (both physical and this so-called emotional type I've been hearing about lately) actually keeps emos alive, as it were. My working theory is that those we call emos are actually a group of people whose life-goal is to become a form of the undead. More specifically, they have decided that having a soul is too much trouble to deal with, so they are attempting to figure out how to eliminate it. But as they have not yet figured out a way to completely get rid of their souls, they simply attempt to repress them as much as possible. This explains the soul-crushingly bland music and their horrible taste in clothing, hobbies, and, well, pretty well everything. Also, in true undead form, they feed upon the normal living in some way, in this case, our patience, good taste, and, in rare cases, the very souls they hate so much.
Come to think of it, is killing it really even the way to go? I would think the Camo method of telling them to cheer up, being friendly to them, and so forth might be a better route. Of course, how to do that with our specimen escapes me.
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Blade
Posts: 366
Member #99
Feb 4, 2008 2:19 |
Emos dont listen to linkin park...I do...so f*** you  ...well not here anyway...they all listen to their death metal .... lol
Plus you're legal now - MintMan
[Edited by Blade on Feb 4, 2008 2:19]
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MadGoblin
Posts: 1515
Member #2
Feb 4, 2008 17:59 |
Linkin' Park? Linkin' Park? How by Camo's Beard* are they emo? Don't those pusses get turned off by hard notes and harsher melodies?
Note: the above statement does not represent opinions for "Shadow of The Day", which is, in entirity, a giant piece of s*** so much that it can be deemed the s***tiest s*** ever shat.
In fact... * brings forth a ShadowOfTheDayEffigy to be beaten upon with wrath *
Back on track, Boy and Romance, tho', 100% all the way for the lame-oes lame musical tastes. At least, I think that's on track. Wasn't this originally about emu or something?
* It's capitalized since it's a proper beard!
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 Battalon127
Posts: 753
Member #25
Feb 4, 2008 19:00 |
I assume SSS was thinking of the new Linkin Park album which, as Gobbs has alluded to, has a much more generic sound, almost to the point where I can't tell the difference between some of it and the other tripe on the radio. Mmm, tripe... * throws a Tripe at ShadowOfTheDayEffigy *
However, old Linkin Park was actually one of the rare popular bands I didn't mind listening to back in High School. At least it sounded unique.
Btw, everytime I see Sinusoidal Steady-State (SSS) current mentioned in Circuits II, I read it as "Tris." Thanks a lot Gobbo. 
[Edited by Battalon127 on Feb 4, 2008 19:01]
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Dragon_Kirby
Posts: 192
Member #226
Feb 4, 2008 19:58 |
Tch. Muzaks. A good jig would be proper, I think.
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COOKIE!
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 Afiag
Posts: 252
Member #242
Feb 4, 2008 21:23 |
Pfft, Linkin Park is not emo.
Originally about emus? Nah. Just camus that slightly resemble emus and eat emos. 
Last summer I was going to make a cam recorder movie called Finding Emo. Too bad I didn't get around to that, it was going to be hilarious.
* uses ShadowTorent on ShadowOfTheDayEffigy *
You're unique. Just like everybody else.
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Lugiatrainer
Posts: 400
Member #20
Feb 4, 2008 21:45 |
Of course, even the emos that do use razors don't use them right... if you're going to commit suicide, do it the manly way and go for the jugular!
* fabricates a RazorOfEmobane *
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Camo
Posts: 1609
Member #5
Feb 5, 2008 18:25 |
On Feb 4, 2008 24:14, Battalon127 said:
I have come to the conclusion that pain (both physical and this so-called emotional type I've been hearing about lately)
Controlled pain.
I've never seen an emo go up against a bunch of it's enemies and sing out something along the lines of "Bring on the pain" then open up fire on whomever isn't very good.
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Battalon127
Posts: 753
Member #25
Feb 5, 2008 19:08 |
Well, true. But something that bad-ass would involve not being a worthless lump and is thus not worth the effort.
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