Merry Christmas to everybody, even if you're a stick in the mud who doesn't celebrate it!
MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Dec 25, 2007 14:33
Even dismembered branch-parts of trees encased in wet dirt should accept Jesus/Saturn as their personal lord and savior/cannibalistic time god, sure, why not?
* creates a CandyCane for maximum holiday mintiness * "Mmm, this is some tasty cantaloupe." ~ CM Punk
MintMan uses MightyGungnir
Afiag
Posts: 252
Member #242
Dec 25, 2007 15:40
Bah, we all know that Christmas is a cover-up for the behaviors of Santa's drug ring.
What's really in those candy canes, hmm? We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.
Zedd
Posts: 286
Member #76
Dec 25, 2007 15:47
Mmm, here we are, Peanut Day again. And didn't the time since the last one seem to drag like a horrifying, mutated snail?
Wow, Jesus was a cannibalistic time god? Really? To sit on the fence is a dangerous call, but someone's gotta do it.
MadGoblin
Posts: 1515
Member #2
Dec 25, 2007 15:58
"And eat of my flesh," anyone? He's even preachin' what he's sellin'
Man, I am so going to hell for that Figures why I got coal in my stocking. Although, that's some pretty valuable stuff nowadays, all fossil fuelly and whatnot.
I tried to spread the Christmas spirit by united egg nog with its Christmas spirit, better known as rum. The results were less than delicious "... or a big chesticled woman."
- Blade Braxton, WrestleCrap.com
Figures why I got coal in my stocking. Although, that's some pretty valuable stuff nowadays, all fossil fuelly and whatnot.
