 MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Aug 3, 2007 2:54 |
Activity had to pick up here; someone asked "Hey, why isn't there any activity here?" For some reason, that is the only thing that ever works.
And Blade just ninja'd me, too. Wow, that's a lot of activity. I really need to add protection against that.
And the porn on RE has already been discussed. Don't you remember My Reality's End Space?
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 Blade
Posts: 366
Member #99
Aug 3, 2007 2:55 |
myspace emo porn gaming mario porn adult webcams nekkid womens free booze.
now if that doesn't get some hits I don't know what will...
Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow.
And many miles be still to go.
But under a tree I will lie,
And watch the clouds go sailing by.
-Drinking song
[Edited by Blade on Aug 3, 2007 4:03]
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 MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Aug 3, 2007 4:14 |
I'd really rather not get search engine hits of that variety.
Unfortunately, some of the conversations here do bring in searchers like that. What's worse is that it isn't even the typical sort of perverts, but some pretty twisted stuff. Not that we ever talked about that here, but it all does happen to lie on the same page.
How unfortunate.
AABattery uses CannonCrusher on boyachi with a SobrietyRock
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Afiag
Posts: 252
Member #242
Aug 3, 2007 4:41 |
That would attract every male and lesbian with net access in the whole dish-rag world. Emos too, seeing how they love to flock together.
Do we really want that?
I sure as Hell don't.
Anyhow, I found the site by word of mouth. Litteraly. As in, the world outside technology and the internet.
Yes. That exists.
If ignorance is bliss, then you must be orgasmic.
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 Blade
Posts: 366
Member #99
Aug 3, 2007 4:59 |
heh! At least we'd have people to bash and stomp and be landsmitten..
Plus you're legal now - MintMan
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Dragon_Kirby
Posts: 192
Member #226
Aug 3, 2007 10:37 |
On Aug 3, 2007 4:59, Blade said:
heh! At least we'd have people to bash and stomp and be landsmitten..
Plus you're legal now - MintMan
I'd thought I'd cornered the LandSmite market by now.
Wait, damn, this will remind him! I need to uh...do something unexpected.
* uses Sloth on MintMan *
Now he's too lazy to do it. I think...
MANGO!
Dragon_Kirby uses Sloth on MintMan
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 MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Aug 3, 2007 11:08 |
Pfft, I've always been too lazy. I mean, c'mon. Sloth on me is like a match on a fire, cold on ice, or a whisper on a scream -- it doesn't mean a thing, except to draw more Google hits from people searching for lyrics. Suckers!
I am still more than unslothful enough to use a full-effect... Cannon Crusher? Meh, why not? * brings forth a CanCrusher on Dragon_Kirby with a Birthdayontop to make recyclable lumps out of DK *
New people to bash really aren't fun. They are just annoying and big headaches to me. You can't even use FtRPG on them, 'cause then they just start putting text inside of asterisks and acting like they're cool. Losers.
MintMan uses CannonCrusher on Dragon_Kirby with a Birthdayontop
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MadGoblin
Posts: 1515
Member #2
Aug 3, 2007 14:01 |
On Aug 3, 2007 4:41, Afiag said:
... the world outside technology and the internet. Yes. That exists.
Lies! The only thing outside of this box placed before me is another light box, a flatter, downy box, and box with a timer on it that makes food. That's my world.
On Aug 3, 2007 the witching hour!, Blade said:
So..we...need..porn on RE?
That was rhetorical, right? I know just how that should come abouyt, too: user content! It'd be great if RE had one of them user-photo uploads, then the loose chicks would be all up ons the risque profile pics, 'cuz if suits weren't policing that stuff, it'd slide right by.
And, yes, I do like the fantasy world I live in where RE not only has members who give a s*** but female ones at that. Le sigh.
"A Saturday morning cartoon took a dump"
- Mint Man describing the new Magi-Nation
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Dragon_Kirby
Posts: 192
Member #226
Aug 3, 2007 22:46 |
On Aug 3, 2007 11:08, MintMan said:
Pfft, I've always been too lazy. I mean, c'mon. Sloth on me is like a match on a fire, cold on ice, or a whisper on a scream -- it doesn't mean a thing, except to draw more Google hits from people searching for lyrics. Suckers!
I see...Is there any sin you don't already embody?
I am still more than unslothful enough to use a full-effect... Cannon Crusher? Meh, why not? * brings forth a CanCrusher on Dragon_Kirby with a Birthdayontop to make recyclable lumps out of DK *
Recycling's no good, you've gotta destroy the brain, remember?
COOKIE!
AABattery uses CannonCrusher on boyachi with a SobrietyRock
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Zedd
Posts: 286
Member #76
Aug 3, 2007 23:50 |
Eh, I exist too. Maybe not as active as perhaps I should be, but still 'round.
And in order to destroy the brain, you'd have to take it out of that indestructable skull of yours, D_K. Not meant at all visciously. Just a fact.
* to show his point, uses SwiftSteel on Dragon_Kirby with a MassiveHammer only to have it bounce off his head *
See?
The sword that kills is that which brings life.
Zedd fabricates a MassiveHammer
Zedd uses SwiftSteel on Dragon_Kirby with a MassiveHammer
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Blade
Posts: 366
Member #99
Sep 25, 2008 23:28 |
Jack Thompson has been disbarred in Florida.
Yay.
* brings forth a Blitz on Zedd *
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
CanCrusher uses CannonCrusher on Dragon_Kirby with a Birthdayontop
Blade uses @Blitz on Zedd
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 Camo
Posts: 1609
Member #5
Sep 26, 2008 4:49 |
On Aug 3, 2007 11:08, MintMan said:
Pfft, I lazy, c'mon Sloth me
Suckers!
ill sloth ough use a full-effect... annon Crusher?
ringortha Can on Dragon_Kirby with a Bayoop toke cycle sooK
New people to bash really aren't fun. They are just annoying and big headaches to me. You can't even use FtRPG on them, 'cause then they just start putting text inside of asterisks and acting like they're cool. Losers.
*Throws barrel of Lesbians at Mintman*
Oh no I seem to have soiled my trousers yet again
That's ok my poos are nice I consider them my freinds
- Nancy Vandal
AABattery uses CannonCrusher on boyachi with a SobrietyRock
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SailorSassyStar
Posts: 419
Member #19
Oct 6, 2008 18:27 |
On Sep 26, 2008 4:49, Camo said:
*Throws barrel of Lesbians at Mintman*
Did they become lesbians before or after you threw them at Mintman?
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Dragon_Kirby
Posts: 192
Member #226
Oct 7, 2008 14:39 |
Ouch.
* picks a virtual Memory *
COOKIE!
CanCrusher uses CannonCrusher on Dragon_Kirby with a Birthdayontop
Dragon_Kirby picks a virtual Memory
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 MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Oct 7, 2008 15:24 |
Everyone is just jealous of my ability to turn women into lesbians and lesbians into super lesbians!
Especially Tris 
"No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise." ~ Rorschach, Watchmen
AABattery uses CannonCrusher on boyachi with a SobrietyRock
Blitz uses @Blitz on Zedd
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boyachi
Posts: 1161
Member #92
Oct 13, 2008 12:20 |
*Lets a long whistle.*
You know if we all took pictures of ourselves in lacy lingerie and used them in our signatures, I'm sure we'd attract many people to our site. Like really odd fetish sites or at least SomethingAwful's fashionswat.
It's much better than attracting the attention of 4chan /b/ or the likes.
To get more serious, Mints, you said that the bastard voting sites wouldn't let you in... why not make your own that would cater to game sites such as this? That way the votes would always be stacked so we'd be at the top, and at every 5th interval and then we'd have a way to net traffic.
Or we could just resort to ASCII art of the lude variety...
Anyone around have the patience for that kinda art (regardless of the vulgarity)? I mean, I've done a few things having a spare hour at work *system of a down'd!*
Mintman: god of web -Mai
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Lugiatrainer
Posts: 400
Member #20
Oct 14, 2008 3:40 |
Holy s***! I lose access to the internet for a few weeks, and I come back to find out Jack Thompson has been disbarred! So worth it! In celebration, I'll
* brings forth a DistantBlast on Blade with a HappyBirthdayPresent *
edit: inflict random violence with the tokens I've learned while not being here!
[Edited by Lugiatrainer on Oct 14, 2008 3:41]
CanCrusher uses CannonCrusher on Dragon_Kirby with a Birthdayontop
Lugiatrainer uses DistantBlast on Blade with a HappyBirthdayPresent
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Dragon_Kirby
Posts: 192
Member #226
Oct 16, 2008 16:17 |
Sounds like you should lose access more often?
* mutates a Stick with a Memory *
MANGO!
Blitz uses @Blitz on Zedd
Blitz uses @Blitz on Zedd
AABattery uses CannonCrusher on boyachi with a SobrietyRock
Dragon_Kirby uses Arc with a Memory
Dragon_Kirby uses Arc with a Memory
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msanis
Posts: 454
Member #7
Oct 18, 2008 22:52 |
lol. You're all old.
Why the hell did I decide to check out this place again... ? Ah well. I'm in my third year of College as a Computer Science major. I totally have no life 'cause I'm pretty much always studying for stuff these days. On the plus side, I get tons of free money from Scholarships and such. That's cool.
I currently work as a photo technician for some cash on the side. Of course, that implies seeing various things... some more horrible than others. The homosexual Indian couple would probably be the worst. I suppose the best would be when "cute manager girl" dropped off nude photos for some inexplicable reason.
Otherwise... yeah... I've mostly been bored lately. Still freakishly fascinated with video games, tech, and other such geeky things... just have less time to really spend on that stuff.
*edit*
Incidentally, I'm sure a few key phrases from this post will bring interesting people to RE. 
...Sanity is a figment of your imagination.
[Edited by msanis on Oct 18, 2008 22:57]
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 MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Oct 18, 2008 23:10 |
Hey every, look who it is! MSanis, which of course means he'll do nothing other than stop by and talk about himself -- because we all spend all of our time wondering what he's been up to~!
Well, at least he didn't make his own thread devoted to himself this time
Hey, every-every! I scripted that convenient new FtRPG console! I forgot about it since I haven't used in it, um, ever. * uses Revenger on msanis ... Revenge for... revenge! *
Necrophilia hamburger midget. There, now that is a key phrase that'll bring in some interesting people to RE. Or scary ones. Especially if they are looking for all three together 
Ew, I just now realized that this topic was mostly active last year...
"I say I'm a million percent. That is better than one hundred percent." ~ "Macho Man" Randy Savage
[Edited by MintMan on Oct 18, 2008 23:11]
CanCrusher uses CannonCrusher on Dragon_Kirby with a Birthdayontop
MintMan uses Revenger on msanis
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