 Ice
Posts: 411
Member #46
Jan 27, 2006 9:08 |
Time for everyone to buy a relatively complete stranger from the internets a birthday present! Anyone who needs my address to either kill me or send presents to can email me.
Oh by the way, I'll be 20 on Tuesday.
°(~.~)° (c) Ethereal Enterprises, 2006
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 TheFireToad
Posts: 60
Member #244
Jan 27, 2006 9:56 |
Happy almost Birthday Ice!
In this world there are things that people mustn't touch. Who cares!
-Kalas (Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean)
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 MadGoblin
Posts: 1515
Member #2
Jan 27, 2006 10:47 |
You speak lies, demon!
Ice Forum Information states:
Birthday Jan 31, 2099
Not only is it not your birthday, you have not, technically, even been born yet! This day is more of a prophecy for when you will be born before being hurtled back in time to this dire era. Unless, that is, at the turn of the next century the world is dominated by robots... or ape-men... or robotic ape-men... who only allow you to live 'til 30...
... and dinosaurs.
* gives Ice a FalseBdayPresent in memorance of his lies, evil, evil lies! *
"If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying."
- Los Guerreros
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Battalon127
Posts: 753
Member #25
Jan 27, 2006 11:12 |
How interesting... that Ice would make a post for his near-birthday.......
On my actual Birthday. * uses Steal on Ice's birthdayannouncement * Eighteenth, baby. Cigarettes, Lottery Tickets, Porn oh, my! That's right, give all your presents to me...
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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 boyachi
Posts: 1161
Member #92
Jan 27, 2006 12:46 |
FYI, Batt is now legal.
Legal for what I'm not sure.
What kind of liscence does one need to take a raft into a lake and shoot fish? Gun, fishing, or both?
 The New Dawn has risen. Are you the one to unlock it?
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 MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Jan 27, 2006 15:49 |
And don't forget, kiddies! Battalon is only now legal in some parts of the country! In most states, he's been legal since sixteen! That's right! In most of the civilized world and US, the legal age is much lower than the media would have you think (stupid California, New York, Chicago, and D.C.).
Check with your local laws and statutes about how not to be considered a filthy pervert and actually be a law-abiding, mentally stable citizen... who happens to have a Lolita complex! Yay!
"I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others." ~ Mitch Hedberg
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Cheetarius
Posts: 353
Member #10
Jan 27, 2006 19:02 |
On Jan 27, 2006 12:46, boyachi said:
What kind of liscence does one need to take a raft into a lake and shoot fish? Gun, fishing, or both?
Both. One to use a gun, and the other to fish with it.
- Cheetarius - "...and don't spread this around, but I was thinking that if we got up there, we would outnumber the regular crew, so we could wait until the last day, then overpower them, and take the thing on a joyride around the moon or something."
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Battalon127
Posts: 753
Member #25
Jan 28, 2006 13:05 |
On Jan 27, 2006 15:49, MintMan said:
And don't forget, kiddies! Battalon is only now legal in some parts of the country! In most states, he's been legal since sixteen! That's right! In most of the civilized world and US, the legal age is much lower than the media would have you think (stupid California, New York, Chicago, and D.C.).
Well, yeah, but there's plenty of other stuff I couldn't do, (the afore mentioned porn, cigarettes (even though I'm anti-tobacco), and lottery tickets) as well as the ability to sign any sort of contract by myself. Course, now I do have to register for the draft, although I'm considering going the other way and deleting all traces of myself from government records...
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
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Camo
Posts: 1609
Member #5
Jan 29, 2006 1:20 |
Turkey time?
c**t me up scotty
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 Rook
Posts: 497
Member #112
Feb 18, 2006 19:32 |
Minty, are you sure you don't mean Age of Consent? This usually refers to the age that you can legally have sex.
"What the f*** ya'll lookin' at?"
Ed III, The Boondocks
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MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Feb 18, 2006 20:01 |
Um, yeah, that's sorta what "legal" means. When someone isn't "legal", there ain't much else ya usually use the reference for.
Unless...
"Well, how was I supposed to know she wasn't legal?"
"People are never legal to be hunted!"
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." ~ Mitch Hedberg
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Rook
Posts: 497
Member #112
Feb 18, 2006 20:10 |
Yes, but being legal would normally be inerperated as being legal to do other things besides sex. Not sure what would be better, but at 18, at least you can live on your own.
Your lack of rational thought leads me to believe that you are a girl.
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boyachi
Posts: 1161
Member #92
Feb 18, 2006 22:07 |
Ok, speaking about legal: i have to say, if a minor is charged and found guilty as an adult, and sentenced to death, I feel that they should be able to have a pack of cigarettes and a six pack with their last meal. I mean, if the court things that you were old enough to know better, I think they should let you be old enough to be responsible for your own body for the short time BEFORE THEY KILL YOU!
Not saying I'm for or against the death penalty, just bringing up the point of: if you are gonna die anyway, why the hel not?
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MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Feb 19, 2006 24:11 |
(green face attack!)
Well, dunno about where you live, but blokes 'round here can live on their own before eighteen.
'Sides, there really isn't much people use the termonology "legal" for. I can think of multiple instances of the usage of "minor", but never "legal". "She isn't legal" has never been used in reference to ability to drink or smoke. Only things I can think of are either doin' or makin' pornos.
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boyachi
Posts: 1161
Member #92
Feb 19, 2006 12:12 |
Ya know, since I've been in college, I haven't recieved a single offer to be in a porno... nor has anyone else that I know of...they always make it sound like you go in to college, you are pressured into drinking, doing drugs, smoking weed, signing up for credit cards, and starring in am. porn.
Well, at least I know all but the last one are true.
The New Dawn has risen. Are you the one to unlock it?
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Camo
Posts: 1609
Member #5
Feb 20, 2006 17:25 |
Wow, I think I need to go to college.
If you read this sig you should buy Camo a beer
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Rook
Posts: 497
Member #112
Feb 22, 2006 19:23 |
NOOO!!! Camo, you broke the Green Face Chain! And you probably should go to college. Booze won't get you money. Well, unless you get really drunk and start whoring yourself on the street...
"Surrender now and I will destroy you... peacefully" -- The Regis V from Megas XLR
[Edited by Rook on Feb 22, 2006 19:27]
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Shinyumo
Posts: 57
Member #236
Feb 22, 2006 21:43 |
...In which case, you'd probably buy yourself more booze, thus wasting any of your profit. Then again, who said money was everything? * eats the a bottle of booze * (That would've seemed a lot more normal if FtRPG had a drink command I swear.  )
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Battalon127
Posts: 753
Member #25
Feb 23, 2006 10:18 |
Well, you could, as I frequently do, go back and edit it afterward for more sensical... -ity? Or you could just leave it as is cause it sounds kinda goofy, like you ate the actual bottle. Mmm, glass...
A Elbereth Gilthoniel o menel palan-diriel, le nallon
sí di-nguruthos! A tiro nin, Fanuilos!
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Camo
Posts: 1609
Member #5
Feb 24, 2006 19:13 |
On Feb 22, 2006 19:23, Rook said:
Well, unless you get really drunk and start whoring yourself on the street...
Ahhh.. I'll stay sober for that.
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