 MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Aug 4, 2003 22:20 |
Okay, I am giving almost a whole month's warning this time. I really should have given more, but... oh well.
Now, as you may or may not know, my birthday is on September Second. What do I want for my birthday? Nothing. Well, I could think up a few things, but they unfortunately do not sell Anna Faris in stores.... yet.
And thus we come to this conclusion -- I need nothing, but far from the same could be said of my site. So, I issue a challenge for anyone who wishes to get a present for my site!
Is this more or less a repeat of last years contest? Probably! But without people trying to submit posts as presents!
This years winner will receive:
 One MasterBall
One Second-Chance to catch a missed Legendary (you can rain check it, too, for GSC)
50,000 Yen for your RE League Gym (or Account, whichever)
One Wyrd's Water item for Battling Dragons, which doubles the experience received from one battle
A Tournament in Battling Dragons dedicated to you -- pick the restrictions and levels
One never-before-seen Burn Up Scroll for the BD: RPG
And more!
Your gift will also go on display in the upcoming Contest section of Reality's End with last year's winner and runners-up.
So c'mon! Reality's End needs you, or I need Anna! Either one will get you to win!
Disclaimer: Kero Kato does not promote kidnapping in order to win this contest.... unless you don't get caught.
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 MadGoblin
Posts: 1515
Member #2
Aug 4, 2003 23:12 |
Pfft! Like anyone would give away Anna Faris if they had her! Bong!
Well, since I won last year, I've been "delightfully" informed that I may not win again. Who knows, tho', I may do something to keep you guys on your toes... and narcotics!
Lair of Mad Goblin - Why be sane?
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msanis
Posts: 454
Member #7
Aug 4, 2003 23:18 |
Uh... that was a year ago, i don't even remember what we had to do...
Wait you wanted us to draw... something! I can't remember! Argh!
How 'bout I lock you and her in a room for an hour? If you're as hideous as you suggest, I can only imagine the screaming coming from that room... it'll be like... Haloween 
So... do I win? 
The insignia of the Apocalypse engraved upon his blade. the day approaches...
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Ash10
Posts: 435
Member #3
Aug 5, 2003 9:14 |
YEAH! This reminds me that my bday is coming up too...cause I have the same bday as mint man.
Anyway, you want something for your site? Like a layout? or a program? or what?
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Arlen
Posts: 29
Member #107
Aug 5, 2003 11:04 |
If drawing something is the case, then I'd do so on the spot. Then again, you don't want to see my crap, so maybe I should sit this one out.
How about if I just give you a supermodel's phone number? She said it was "555-Bite me," but I have a suspicion that it still works.
-Arlen
"Cheers!"
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MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Aug 5, 2003 23:04 |
Drawings, codings, it matters not. I place no stipulations on this contest other than it must be something for Reality's End (and thus, something like MTG Card Lists would not be acceptable).
Hmm, lock her in a room with me so she would scream a lot over my ugliness.... No, that is only half-way there. Sorry, Sanis, you win not.
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boyachi
Posts: 1161
Member #92
Aug 6, 2003 3:10 |
Hey, if you need em, I got links. Otherwise. I could um, try to get my EPIC gym done this year... maybe send you some cool pictures. Oh! Pictures! What was her name again? Hey, was this for you mainly or the site? Ya know, I don't know how accurate it is, but if you wanted to update that pokedex section updated, you could get the stats and stuff at that website I posted in a RE league Forum not too far back. I know! We could all come over to your place! There could be clowns and moonbounces and lotsa pizza and drinks. Then we could post the pictures of up on the 'stuff' page! 
I'm so not gonna win this...
Soon, the time will come. The Summer of the Dawn.
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Camo
Posts: 1609
Member #5
Aug 6, 2003 4:23 |
I can give you a magical potion that makes you "in" with the ladies.
Its called alcohole, and makes you feel like you got the skill, make sure your lady of choice has had the potion too and you should look something like Brad Pit.
Frenzal Rhomb - The greatest band ever
THE SHINY THINGS - My webby, come join the forum, its not incredibly absene or nothing, no way!
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msanis
Posts: 454
Member #7
Aug 6, 2003 8:44 |
Ooh! I could make a game where Minty chases around a supermodel... and something bad happens when he catches her
Thing is; I have no idea what Minty looks like, or for the matter, I don't know how to make good-looking sprites.
...
...On a more serious note, I could make a game in which your some swordsman guy, and run around with a monster of your choice, killing stuff... but who wants that anyway? 
The insignia of the Apocalypse engraved upon his blade. the day approaches...
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 LeeTupper
Posts: 158
Member #42
Aug 6, 2003 11:42 |
Can we advertise R.E.? If we can, I'll go and do an advertising campaign that will cover the whole internet. Of course, I also could go and give you the formulas and plot for a pencil and paper RPG I made that's a really sweet science fiction story with a bit of fantasy. Just ask for either, and I'll give it to you.
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Camo
Posts: 1609
Member #5
Aug 6, 2003 20:37 |
I dunno if I'm right, but if all I've heard bout Minty, he looks like an ogre with an einstein face and a keyboard instead of a club.
Maybe we could all draw pics of what we think Mintman looks like, and whoever does the closest drawing can win an award!
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THE SHINY THINGS - My webby, come join the forum, its not incredibly absene or nothing, no way!
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msanis
Posts: 454
Member #7
Aug 7, 2003 9:35 |
I doubt minty wants people drawing ugly pictures of himself for his b-day... 
I think my idea was good... but i'd probably never even get started on it
The insignia of the Apocalypse engraved upon his blade. the day approaches...
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Camo
Posts: 1609
Member #5
Aug 7, 2003 19:23 |
I dunno why, but I had a dream me and a bunch of mates went overseas so we could see NOFX, and at the gig I sawed Mintman, then a bunch of NOFX sluts came over and we all got sex.
Frenzal Rhomb - The greatest band ever
THE SHINY THINGS - My webby, come join the forum, its not incredibly absene or nothing, no way!
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boyachi
Posts: 1161
Member #92
Aug 7, 2003 19:57 |
Couldn't we use the sketches he drew himself? I mean, that might work, or maybe draw him as a likeness to a frog being. or not. How bout we hack in to google to make an advertisement for this place. I saw a book how to do so, but cost over $30 so I didn't buy it. We could make it come up every time someone searched for xxx or something similar. Really, what would people search for a whole lot? Suddenly, i don't think I'm gonna like the replies to this...
Soon, the time will come. The Summer of the Dawn.
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Camo
Posts: 1609
Member #5
Aug 7, 2003 22:13 |
If people search for porn, and find pokemon, something really ugly could happen.
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 MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Aug 8, 2003 2:10 |
Camo, I shall say one thing and end it hear -- people do not search Poke and find pr0n; they look for both at the same time. Now, let us never speak of it again.
Also, I hope that dream about me and your luck-getting had some very well-defined divisions in it
Advertise, eh? R.E. has a policy of not skankin' it up to the ad-scene. I think it cheapens one's site when it is promoted a lot. I would really rather limit this contest to getting something that can be put onto the site itself rather than some act for it.
And people, do not invest too much of your time into these things. I mean, it is not like it is that important, or important at all for that matter. This is just meant to be a friendly competition.
And the blutty 'el would I want a sketch of what you think my ugly ogre mug looks like? I mean, I already have enough ugly pics of meself to last longer than anyone could want. I also somehow do not see a masterwork of grand ugly design winning too many contests in the near future, unless that contest was the Masterwork of Grand Ugly Design contest
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 Lugiatrainer
Posts: 400
Member #20
Aug 8, 2003 13:42 |
On Aug 8, 2003 2:10, MintMan said:
Camo, I shall say one thing and end it hear -- people do not search Poke and find pr0n; they look for both at the same time. Now, let us never speak of it again.
Ack! Don't remind me!
Lesson: Don't go too far down the list on google, it's scary down there...
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Ash10
Posts: 435
Member #3
Aug 8, 2003 13:45 |
You just have to define your search better. Entering "Pokemon" into a search is a bad idea. If you really want to find Pokemon stuff, type in "'porn' Pokemon". It helps the search engine by.....by.....bah, just try it
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msanis
Posts: 454
Member #7
Aug 9, 2003 10:52 |
What you would want is an online game... isn't it? I can attempt ot make a online twoplayer pong game
If I think I can do better, I will... but pong is what I'l try first
The insignia of the Apocalypse engraved upon his blade. the day approaches...
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 Ice
Posts: 411
Member #46
Aug 11, 2003 21:04 |
You people are all going about this the wrong way. I mean, I see no reason to post something *new* when you can just bribe Ems with his own stuff. I mean, there's no reason for him to give the prize to someone who doesn't have malicious tendencies.
On a side note, I would ask that all members refrain from looking directly into the corners of their bathroom mirrors, as this is likely to disrupt your vision as well as scaring the crap out of anyone string at you from within the mirror corners.
My submission would be one of epic proportions: I donate all rights to any copywritten materials to this site without acknowledging the presence of a copyright. This includes, but is not limited to, the use of character sprites, images from video games that rhyme with Bokémon, music liscenced by the RIAA and KeroKato's password. Not only do I condone these practices, I also have agreed to free Kero from any legal charges by executing anyone who would stand against him. Or me, for that matter, but nobody would ever dare to stand against me.
-_-; (c) Ethereal Enterprises, 2002
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