boyachi
Posts: 1161
Member #92
May 17, 2006 16:38 |
I would like to congratulate the entire lot of you writers that have posted on this site. Your caliber has always, yes always been above this: Half Life Fanfic
Please enjoy and know that I thank you from the bottom of my heart for being able to write well.
"oh and before i devour you 2 ill tell you my name is Valkyor." - My Kamaitachi
[Moved by MadGoblin on Sep 1, 2007 11:11]
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MadGoblin
Posts: 1515
Member #2
Jun 4, 2006 14:02 |
The sad thing is, that is actually better than a lot of the writing I have the "privilege" of seeing. Can you believe people can make more typos and worse grammatical errors? Oh, the sad state of the American education system!
So, um, yeah. Don't anyone here ever say they can't write again. We got proof that you by relation.
Valk:that punch was really a venom punch hahahaha youll be uconsious in a few mins.
- My Kamaitachi, Part II
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MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Jun 4, 2006 16:35 |
What were the chances that both of your sigs would be My Kamaitachi quotes for this topic?
* uses ThumbsUp on RE writing *
Masamuno:Whoa Katoe whats that.Katoe:A nidhogg Portal this is where nidhoggs pop out hmmm where are you....it comes!!
- My Kamaitachi
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boyachi
Posts: 1161
Member #92
Jun 4, 2006 21:05 |
Not half as funny as yours turning up to be from that as well. MAN I miss that. It needs completion!
Edit: ok, the fact that my sig is again MK is proof that the author needs to finish the trilogy. Oh, I'd just like to share that I'm laugh quite hard at 4 sigs of My Kamaitachi back to back. "oh and before i devour you 2 ill tell you my name is Valkyor." - My Kamaitachi
[Edited by boyachi on Jun 4, 2006 21:08]
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MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Jun 4, 2006 21:42 |
Actually, that isn't my sig. I just put in a horizontal rule and copied something out of My Kamaitachi that looked hilarious (not hard to find!)
Sorry for giving you hope.
Also, I contacted its author, and he refuses to finish it. I think he realized what he had done once the booze-narcotic synergy wore off.
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MadGoblin
Posts: 1515
Member #2
Jun 4, 2006 21:59 |
Ironically, if you line up all of the "sigs" in the order they appear, it constructs a story about as well put together and entertaining as My Kamaitachi.
And, yes, I realize that two of the lines are repeated and account for 50% of its contents. Like I said, very similiar.
"Don't you ever, ever compare me to Family Guy, you hear me Kyle? Compare me to Family Guy again and, so help me, I will kill you where you stand! Do you have any idea what it's like? Everywhere I go: 'Hey Cartman, you must like Family Guy, right?' 'Hey, your sense of humor reminds me of Family Guy, Cartman!' I am nothing like Family Guy! When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story! Deep situational and emotional jokes based on what is relevant and has a point, not just one random interchangable joke after another!"
- Cartman in "Cartoon Wars", South Park
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MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Aug 8, 2007 8:20 |
And if you're wondering where RE's YTMND page is... it's comin'.
Masamuno: Whoa Katoe whats that.Katoe:A nidhogg Portal this is where nidhoggs pop out hmmm where are you....it comes!!
"We ain't gonna wear no pants, bay-bee!" ~ Brother Midnight
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Blade
Posts: 366
Member #99
Aug 8, 2007 8:51 |
*jumps off motorbike* *finds weapon* *Suicides*
Walked out real fast.
Computer shutdown.
kthx.
Troilism
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Lugiatrainer
Posts: 400
Member #20
Aug 8, 2007 11:57 |
Ems, were you drunk, stoned, or a combination thereof when you recorded that?
* uses Boom in an attempted suicide at the thought of an RE YTMND *
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Battalon127
Posts: 753
Member #25
Aug 8, 2007 18:24 |
Obviously, MintMan does not possess the ability to speak in real life, and must instead rely on a text-to-speech interface plugged directly into his brain. He probably walks around with a keyboard mounted in front of him for those rare occasions when he must venture out among the normies.
(I'm just) following the stream. As if it were the friggin' Yellow Brick Road. ~Hana Gitelman, Heroes
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Afiag
Posts: 252
Member #242
Aug 8, 2007 18:45 |
Well if thats the case, I'm sure the citizens of Ohio tend to give the voiceless freak a wide berth of about 10 feet.
Oh the other hand, it probably isn't the case.
What a laugh.
I dare you to click this.
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MintMan
Posts: 4061
Member #1
Aug 8, 2007 19:57 |
No, I do possess a voice, and yes, there is a consistent distance of ten feet between me and all persons for unrelated reasons. i'm so alone.
Also, you think that voice is bad?
Nidhogg moved to the left dogding the attack while moving you could see transparent clones moving with him.
Any fellow rasslin' fans will know what I was goin' for there.
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Dragon_Kirby
Posts: 192
Member #226
Aug 8, 2007 23:15 |
Wait, what, Ohio?
Penguin Power!
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VinnyD
Posts: 443
Member #9
Aug 8, 2007 23:55 |
Pretty much all of us live in ohio.
NEXT TO YOU!!!
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Dragon_Kirby
Posts: 192
Member #226
Aug 9, 2007 3:19 |
But....Nooo!
Does that make RE Ohian?
MANGO!
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Afiag
Posts: 252
Member #242
Aug 9, 2007 14:33 |
Nah. It makes Ohio.. RE-ian.
I guess? Truth be told, it'd only take me about 2 1/2 hours to drive there, so I'm not terribly far.
Aw, poor MintMan. On the bright side, you shouldn't have any problem with crowds, and long lines may easily turn into short ones.
You're unique. Just like everybody else.
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Battalon127
Posts: 753
Member #25
Aug 9, 2007 19:30 |
Whenever you get lonely, just remind yourself that people suck. That's what I do and it always works.
No it doesn't
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MadGoblin
Posts: 1515
Member #2
Aug 16, 2007 12:38 |
RE is more Midwesty since a lot of folks hail from the mitt to Hio's north. That makes us all a big, happy family. So, how 'bouts that hug, Tris? Huh? Huh?
Back to the crazy voice-ness, that's nothing! Ems and I can't go two sentances without modifickying into some perverted and unnatural tone. In fact, if I could think of something to vocalize with worth, I'd give my speech oddities a good display for y'all.
Also keep in mind, that's two lines from a series that will probably be around a hundred of them? Crazy!
"Your father is a bastard, Your mother is a whore.
Your eyes are on your ass, Your brains are on the floor."
- Soccer Tribe, Frank Mackey & the Keltic Cowboys
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Lugiatrainer
Posts: 400
Member #20
Aug 19, 2007 2:06 |
Huh, guess I'm a stray, down here in Texas...
* uses StormGuard hoping to keep away Hurricane Dean *
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Zedd
Posts: 286
Member #76
Aug 19, 2007 7:07 |
And me an even bigger stray, what with the many many kilometres of ocean between me and the American continent.
A hundred? Evil. Just... Evil.
And why am I suddenly dead when I havn't participated in this topic before?
Why would anyone call anything 'phenolphthalein'?
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