Pirates, Spider-Man, Ocean's 13, Shrek, Rush Hour. This summer belongs to trilogies, but the greatest one isn't appearing on the silver screen.
It's right here!
Intense, Insane, Inappropriate : Rumbl-o-Rama |||
All rules are out, all windows are broken, and no expense was spared to bring a heart stopping, defibulating reviving, theater experience!
Christopher Walken as... Bimblesnaff Bogg: "I... didn't really have... anything better... to do."
Dakota Fanning as... Rex Ranarum: "I don't think I'm girly enough to capture his character."
"Don't you have a younger sister or something, sweetheart? Does she have a daughter? That might work."
"Elle doesn't have any children. She's nine!"
"Oo, then I'm gonna have to get busy."
Patrick Stewart as... the D-Knight: "The hidden fluff of jawbreakers will succumb to the force of my patience through gravy -... what?"
"Do you want a new part, Mr. Stewart?"
"Make it so, number one."
"For that last time, I'm Jack Phillips!"
"Which would make him number two! Whoo, Gobbo-burn!"
Mad Goblin as... Kodiro: "This makes as much sense as having another R-o-R after the 'success' of the first two. Mmmmwwwooo, witty!"
Ben Aflec as... That one guy no one cared about: "Which one?"
Kodiro as... Boyachi: "Nope, not gay enough. Bring in the next dump truck of sweaty, nude men!"
Rumbl-o-Rama: Poorly thought out, burdened with inside jokes, and going no where since May '04.
Coming to theaters and computer monitors nowhere in July. Be There! It puts peaches on your pizza!
Jun 2, 2007 22:13
*drool* Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow.
And many miles be still to go.
But under a tree I will lie,
And watch the clouds go sailing by.