Skippy's wings fell off. Both passengers started screaming in high school girl voices filled with utter panic until they started coughing. Soon after they cleared their throats, they realized slightly that just because the banana boat had lost it's wings, it just wasn't falling. The goblin didn't like this bizzare miracle and with a quick slice of his chain saw, fixed the problem by making it worse. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Down plummeted our 'heroes' and the banana boat which was spewing smoothie juice all over the sky. As luck would have it. All landed safely on top of the judge. With the judge smited. Madgoblin decided to take the corpse's shiny red slippers and wear them on his ears. Out of the mountains came THE CRIMSON CLOAKED MAURADER OF DOOM! doom! doom. He pointed his CRISMON GLOVE OF DOOM! doom! doom. towards them and spoke:

Today we had assembly and for some reaosn I sat in the dirt, I found treasure to my excitment, a 10 cent coin which was bronze (not silver) from living underground, and a chunk of dirt with a 10c coin imprint. I stashed the coin, and later through it at a random teacher, WHO DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME WHEN I THREW IT! The end.

So anyone else find any treasure of the useless variety today?

Having relayed his ominous, although utterly confusing and bizarre message, the grim marauder relinquished his CRIMSON GLOVE OF DOOM! doom doom...

"Dude!" enthusiastically spake the goblin. "How do you get that echoing effect? It's spiffy to the max plus five!" The blackened giant stood in awesome silence.

... and continued to stand in awesome silence...

... aaannnddd still. Until! -

"I like the beach of puppies in tartar sauce," he menacingly stated, followed by, "The summer gives me inflated gas prices in ascending order." Not even the random assembly of fragments that construct the Ghobling's mind could decipher the speech of the lumbering dunderpot, who had recently fallen down.

"Oh, I get it now," Gobbo said upon revelation. "This guy is, er, was one of the Judge's 'clients' for street pharmacy," he corrected once remembering the shiny red shoes upon his ears. Also, it came to his attention at this time that the shoes, in fact, were originally white. Thouroughly disgusted with the gory footwear, he licked them like the freak he is. "Aw man, you can get stoned on this guy's blood! ... Sweet." Turning back the prone marauder while pocketing his recent discovery for later use, he said...

(Play at home! Answer right and win a cookie!)

(warning: cookie may not exist)

"So what do we, I, do now?" wailed Flyria. "I'm without a single narcodic and you two will soon run out, leaving use drugless with our quest!" With that having been said, the moldy jello let out a huge belch which turned himself inside out and flung him about twenty yards into a pile/pool of smoothie.

Having noticed this and still being under the influence of shoe blood, Gobbo remarked:"the purple llama flies at midnight."

The Crimson Cloaked Marauder of DOOM! doom doom... replied to this with: "Want to buy a monkey? Tastes like chicken." Both stoners went for a high five but fell on top of each other in the process. With the contents of their pockets spilled,The Crimson Cloaked Marauder of DOOM! doom doom... picked up his The Crimson Underwear of DOOM! doom doom... along with Gobbo's chainsaw. Securing his undies over his head, The Crimson Cloaked Marauder of DOOM! doom doom... started up the chainsaw and rode around on it like a unicycle.

Gobbo grabbed up Flyria while scolding "the pidgeon's are getting away with my sousaphone discount!" Shortly after the goblin hopped on to the maurader's shoulders, thus completely disrupting his balance and though an attempt was made to counterbalance, they fell backwards and started to be dragged along by the rogue chainsaw.Flyria, who was on the bottom and still throughly turned inside out, caught on a rock and quickly started to stretch.

The chainsaw soon slowed down due to the moldy jello's resistance and lost the battle of direction, catapulting itself, Gobbo, The Crimson Cloaked Marauder of DOOM! doom doom... and the now re-reversed Flyria backwards and into the heavens. "Platypus BURRITOS from Pizza Hut!" Shrieked The Crimson Cloaked Marauder of DOOM! doom doom... as he noticed they were all streaking towards

Godzilla is taller then thou.