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"Perpenduci- I mean, perpejendictluar- I mean, perpendicutlual- Ah, screw it!" and left. Gobbo put down the book.
"Wow, it's amazing how similar this book is to my own adventures," he noted. "I mean, I didn't even know others had even heard of hyper intellegent beings comprised of dust-bunnies formed within a Jell-o mold and not of moldy Jell-o like some half-(or lack-)witts would think."
"What the hell are you talkin' 'bout, Gob?" asked the other. "That's the only similiarity in that story to what has happened in past days, and, really, that's only because you just wrote it down on that bar napkin!"
"Oh yeah," he remember, peering down at the words by the doodle of himself standing over the world with full buffitude and hot chicks hanging of him. "Then, what's real?"
"Um... everything?" the other tried to tell him. "Well, not that thing about Flyria you just read. If you remember, you... killed it horribly."
"Oh, yeah, what a hoot!" he reminesed. "Wait a minute," he realized, "if Flyria's dead, the PSAT left, and the CMoDdd... stayed behind to kill the bunny, then who are you? ... and you? ... and... you?"
"I'm the first one you pointed to."
"Right, right," he rambled. "But, seriously... who are you?"
"Arg!" the second grunted. "You need to be told? ... again?" They didn't even bother noting his state of stupor and just decided to tell him. "Okay, dolt, remember this, this time. I am ..."
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"THE CRISON MARUADER OF-what the?" there was a flash of white light as CCMODDD was pulled through a magical vortex and spat out the other side. "I, I... I think I just summoned, myself..." The Ghobling's eyes went huge. "Really! Wow! Lemme Try! THE CRISON MARUADER OF!" again the marauder was sucked up and spat out in a crimson heap at the feet of Gobbo. "Wow this rocks! this is even better than eating that biography of Hey Cheng-AAHH!" Another blinding light flashed and out of it came...
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NOTE: Due to sucking too much, Hey Cheng has been editted from this story for your reading pleasure. We now continue with Goblin Rabblin'.
- and out came *explitive deleted*!
"Oh, no!" cursed Gobbo. "It's *explitive deleted*! Why?!? Why did it have to be *explitive deleted*? Anyone but him! He sucks! ... a lot!"
"Do not fret," boomed the CMoDdd. "I shall slay the vile *explitive deleted* with my ultimate skill, which the legends have dubbed as..."
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THE CRIMSON FLAMING PSIONIC SOUL STRIKE OF DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! From the cloaked marauder's hand grew a spark of crimson energy, which grew and started to shoot bolts every in every direction. Cape flowing away from the orb of plasma, CCMODDD leveled his arm at explective deleted as he roared "BE GONE!" The glow flowed through the marauder, then the blood colored bolt struck it's target. The summoned abomination shrieked in a cry of pain as it exploded in a blast of light and blood. "Dude! Do it again! That was awesome!" urged Gobbo, who was now inspecting the smolding red crater. "My eyebrows...it burned of my eye brows, and my nose hair. At least, i won't have to shave for ten years..." wept CCMODDD. "Maybeline sells fake eye lashes and nails." Chirped the Computerized Automated Monkey Oobler, that had been neglected to be mentioned for a while of posts. The maruader looked up. "Where is this Maybeline? She's the only one that can help me now." And the universe shook as Gobbo said something smart. "If I recall it's...
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