Long before any other writing on this site, a horrible, horrible attempt was made to start a writing tradition on Reality's End.

As is painfully obvious from this story, this site was not yet ready for writing.

Relive all of the suckage and questionable writing skill that makes you realize just how great the REWS is today in this oldie-but-baddie which was the basis for the cult classic RoR! Amazing but sadly true!

"What do you think you're doing, Chip?" Jethro scolded at the familiar face entering through the opened car door.

"Well, I thought you'd like some company while grabbing the pie," the skinny youth answered with too much waving of his hands.

"It's barely a drive," Jet dismissed. "I could walk there."

"Then why don't you?" countered Chip. The driver scratched his round stomach bulging out from his tee shirt stained with several days worth of food in deep meditation before shaking his head.

"We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this breaking report. We take you now to Cliff Danielson."

"Tragedy struck today in ways that no one ever expected to actually happen. Officials believed it to be a seasonal hoax, despite the flood of calls received on the matter. Now, it is known to be true. Ladies and gentlemen, we are being attacked... by the living dead. Hordes of decomposed bodies have risen from their graves and now walk among us, attacking the living to, yes, feast on their brains. We would like to remind our viewers that his is not a joke in any way, nor is it a themed, fictional program. This is real. We advise all of our viewers at home to stay there. Do not attempt to leave to find safer grounds. Officials are dealing with the situation. We take you now to the front of the epid-di-di-dimic with-ith-th-th-..." The broadcast broke to a nearly black screen, but faint outlines of a figure could be seen in the shadows.

The king has been overthrown. Only his royal guards, the Phalanx, know the truth and the plans of the usurper. With might, magic, and monsters at their disposal, the remaining members of the Phalanx must ascend to the throne room and stop the evil earl once and for all in this Battling Dragons story.

Prologue

The cheese of lore, the Legendairy, is up for grabs in the Rumbl-o-Rama race! It is the same thing all over again, but slightly different.

This doppleganger story sees the events of the original RoR from a non-elder member perspective, although pretty much the same people joined in. See the mad goblin, the blue clad vagrant, and Writer77 in his final RoR appearance ever!

The Search is over, but Dracon's problems are beginning again. After being stricken by a mysterious spell by an equally mysterious purple wizard, Dracon must journey to find a cure. Old friends and enemies return (or just have their names recycled) in the first sequel ever made from an RE story. All of the action, comedy, and poor writing is back in this short and incomplete continuation.