A rag wearing wretch tumbled across the mist laden floor. He raised his purple topped head to cast a menacing glare from under his brim. A jagged grimace was his only word to his foe.

"Accept it, old timer. You have been bested," contested the foe, a floating being who beamed with light. "For the first time in many a Rumblon, the Legendary Dairy shall not fall to your unworthy hands." It clenched a webbed, clawed, gloved fist to symbolize seizing victory.

Two mercenary magi have stolen the Tome of Ten Magicks from the Thanox Corporation, and they want it back. So does a poisonous potion maker, a dark angel, and a twisted Collar. Everyone will have to fight to keep the Tome from the wrong hands, whoever those are.

This magical, modern-day fantasy epic is the celebrated, original Reality's End work whose success has yet to be duplicated, even until this day.

The Kirby universe proves to be no Dream Land for this cast of misfit characters. Rejects such as Kine, Jumpin' Dan, Gabon, and Blopper try to prove they can be heroes, too. Do they succeed? Would it be funny if they did?

Join in on the rare-for-RE fan-fiction madness as these lovable losers leave nothing sacred!

The old soldier wound his way through the streets of the town, his sinuous, Eastern dragon familiar following in his footsteps. Everywhere were the signs of a long, hard winter; sodden paths, waterlogged houses and still-white snowdrifts. Here and there, patches of grass, flowers and other growing things struggled to reclaim their world from the grasp of the cold season. The adventurer sniffed. He loved the cold, for some unknown reason it sustained him, and the signs of a coming spring always turned his mood sour.

Prologue

The cheese of lore, the Legendairy, is up for grabs in the Rumbl-o-Rama race! It is the same thing all over again, but slightly different.

This doppleganger story sees the events of the original RoR from a non-elder member perspective, although pretty much the same people joined in. See the mad goblin, the blue clad vagrant, and Writer77 in his final RoR appearance ever!

Orson, a renowned assassin of dark magicks, has become too strong for his own good. Now, the Empire he served wants him dead, as do the inhabitants of distant elemental dimensions. He cannot stay in the shadows forever, and with some help he finds along the way, Orson must combat his old, evil ways in order to save himself--and the world.

A fantastic medieval tale of swords and sorcery.